A 23-year-old American tourist in Italy survived a fall into the crater of Mount Vesuvius, the 4,000-foot-tall volcano that destroyed the Roman city of Pompeii, as he tried reaching for his phone to take a selfie. What do you think?
“Ugh, tourists. I remember when Mount Vesuvius was a secret gem just for locals to fall into.”
Jeanette Fabian, Guncheck Attendant
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“I hope he learned his lesson about not falling into volcanoes.”
Stuart Goodman, Pharmacy Intern
“I’m sure he would’ve been erupted out eventually.”
Larry Cabezas, Systems Analyst