U.S. Withdraws $800 Million In Pakistan Aid

In the midst of strained relations between the two countries, the United States announced it would suspend more than one-third of its $2 billion in military assistance to Pakistan. What do you think?

"If we withhold that aid, I fear Pakistan might quit pretending to be our ally."

Rick McGee • Day Care Attendant


"Take that, Pakistan! Feel the stinging rebuke of receiving only $1.2 billion of U.S. taxpayer money for your ineffective, crooked military!"

Grace Green • Wood-Heel Finisher

"Hey, Israel, you seeing this? You could be next. You've got another decade's worth of chances, and that's it."

Adam Foster • Cabana Attendant