Uber has hired a NASA engineer to lead their Uber Elevate division, which aims to build flying commuter cars that take off and land at strategically placed “vertiports.” What do you think?
“That sounds like the natural next step for a company that has spent six years as an unlicensed cab service.”
Keith Labahn • Produce Lobbyist
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“I’ve always wanted to ride in an Uber with no way to escape my driver except the dark night sky beneath me.”
Sarajane Nichols • Sidewalk Salter
“The real money is in cars that can burrow beneath Earth’s rocky mantle.”
Mort Levin • Graffiti Remover