UN To U.S.: Close Gitmo

"The UN should stick to doing what it does best: providing a second career for celebrities who are dead inside."

Anna Sjogren • Cabinetmaker

"And risk not getting the valuable information when a prisoner cracks in his eighth year of incarceration? Forget it."

David Hyde • Consignment Store Clerk

"The UN? I didn't know those guys were still around!"

Jonathan Kroft • Pool Cleaner