'Unbeatable' Checkers Program Designed

Scientists at the University of Alberta have developed a computer program that can never lose a checkers match, making checkers the most complex game solved to date. What do you think?

"So it took them nearly 20 years to make a 12-year-old nerd that no one wants to play with. Awesome."

James Martin • Air-Conditioning Repairman


"Along with daily weather bulletins and birthday reminders, science is apparently turning computers into my grandfather."

Joseph DeLaRosa • Produce Manager

"Yes, but what protocol does it have to deal with me flipping over the board in disgust and calling it a homo when I don't like the way the game is going?"

Anna Tuchman • Union Rep