Astronomers determined that the universe is actually 13.8 billion years old, about 80 to 100 million years older than previously believed, and that it is also a bit wider than once thought. What do you think?


“How embarrassing.”

Victoria Rosegard • Street Cleaner

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“Typical. You give birth to a few trillion galaxies and then people just talk about how old and fat you’ve gotten.”

Francois Jenevein • Hide Trimmer

“Just like it says in Leviticus.”

Chris Vanderhorst • Systems Analyst