Upset Woman Forced To Re-Sigh Louder

MCKEESPORT, PA— Failing to elicit sympathy or concern with her first attempt,
Staffing Solutions office manager Connie Lindel was forced to re-sigh louder and more
plaintively Monday. "Well, I guess I'll just turn off everyone else's lights at the
end of the day myself," Lindel, 33, told coworkers before letting out a second,
longer sigh. "Oh, well." Lindel, who was unable to elicit any measure of
sympathy with the follow-up sigh, is expected to try again Thursday with her arms folded
and significantly more resignation in her voice.