Things To Never Say To A ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Fan

Things To Never Say To A ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Fan

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After a cheating scandal in their 10th season left viewers reeling, the cast members of reality show Vanderpump Rules reunited this week to air grievances, defend their decisions, and hopefully provide some sort of conclusion for their fans. Many longtime viewers have made up their minds and taken sides, and there are some things you might want to avoid saying to one of them.

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“Which cast member is your favorite?”

“Which cast member is your favorite?”

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An impossible query. You may as well ask which star in the heavens is most beautiful or which snowflake in a field of white is most unique. But probably Stassi.

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“I like Below Deck.”

“I like Below Deck.”

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Who gives a shit about your fucking boat, we’re talkin bout da ’Pump!

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“Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss say they’re broken up.”

“Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss say they’re broken up.”

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They only said that so fans would stop going through Raquel’s trash—at least according to that note in her trash.

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“I also enjoy Vanderpump Rules.”

“I also enjoy Vanderpump Rules.”

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But if you already watch it, how can they spend the next hour convincing you to watch Vanderpump Rules?

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“Hey, why don’t you pause that and tuck the kids into bed with me?”

“Hey, why don’t you pause that and tuck the kids into bed with me?”

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After she’s done comparing the extended reunion episode on Peacock to the one that aired on Bravo—and checking that against the Reddit thread.

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“China’s crackdown on its tech sector is a persistent drag on their economy that will affect long-term competitiveness.”

“China’s crackdown on its tech sector is a persistent drag on their economy that will affect long-term competitiveness.”

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Any true Vanderpump Rules fan knows that China’s oversaturated real estate market is the real problem and will promptly shut you down.

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“You know reality TV is all scripted right?”

“You know reality TV is all scripted right?”

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Do you like being like this? Like does it bring you genuine joy, or can you just not help yourself?

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“Which one is the kind of vacant-looking, big-eyed brunette one?”

“Which one is the kind of vacant-looking, big-eyed brunette one?”

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That is nowhere near specific enough.

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10 / 21

“The Dutch are a dodgy and erratic people.”

“The Dutch are a dodgy and erratic people.”

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Nothing makes a Vanderpump fan angrier than the constant attacks on Lisa’s Dutch heritage.

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“Doctor, can you focus on my surgery?”

“Doctor, can you focus on my surgery?”

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No, there’s a TV in the operating room for a reason.

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“Charli sometimes comes off as a bit cold and stiff.”

“Charli sometimes comes off as a bit cold and stiff.”

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That’s only because she’s been dead for 10 months.

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“Things have gone downhill since Pope Francis left the main cast in the third season.”

“Things have gone downhill since Pope Francis left the main cast in the third season.”

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We all loved the Vatican years, but we have to move on.

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14 / 21

“How was your weekend?”

“How was your weekend?”

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They are going to talk about Tom Sandoval.

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“I slept with your husband, just like Raquel and Tom on the show.”

“I slept with your husband, just like Raquel and Tom on the show.”

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Get your facts straight. Ariana and Tom were life partners who owned a home together, but never married.

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“I, too, enjoy rich people’s made-up problems.”

“I, too, enjoy rich people’s made-up problems.”

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Wow, it is SO much more than that.

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“I bet Katie is secretly a very nice person and her horrible, screeching persona is just an act.”

“I bet Katie is secretly a very nice person and her horrible, screeching persona is just an act.”

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Don’t say that! She’s a bitch!

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18 / 21

“When I went to the restaurant, Scheana Shay threw a goat cheese ball at me and then added a 450% gratuity to my bill.”

“When I went to the restaurant, Scheana Shay threw a goat cheese ball at me and then added a 450% gratuity to my bill.”

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You’re so lucky.

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“I work in a restaurant, too.”

“I work in a restaurant, too.”

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Way to try to steal the spotlight, you fucking bitch.

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You’ve Made It This Far...

You’ve Made It This Far...

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