A brothel in Vienna is providing Covid-19 vaccinations and giving those who take up the offer a 30-minute session with a “lady of their choice” if they get the vaccine at the on-site clinic. What do you think?

“I guess I’d be willing to protect my fellow citizens for a quickie.”
Gene Dancyger, Systems Analyst

“Finally. It is so hard trying to get laid at the CVS.”
Atul Weigel, Part-Time Parent
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“Do they offer any alternatives for those of us who cherish our virginity?”
Kay Sakran, Debt Investor