Vienna Brothel Offering Free Session To Customers Who Get Covid-19 Vaccination Onsite

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A brothel in Vienna is providing Covid-19 vaccinations and giving those who take up the offer a 30-minute session with a “lady of their choice” if they get the vaccine at the on-site clinic. What do you think?

“I guess I’d be willing to protect my fellow citizens for a quickie.”

Gene Dancyger, Systems Analyst

“Finally. It is so hard trying to get laid at the CVS.”

Atul Weigel, Part-Time Parent


“Do they offer any alternatives for those of us who cherish our virginity?”

Kay Sakran, Debt Investor