Television company Vizio settled with the FTC for $2.2 million this week after it was revealed that they had been monitoring the viewing habits of their customers for two years without consent. What do you think?

“But can they hear my excellent commentary?”

Molly Steffens • Whistle Shiner


“I’ll take my share of the settlement in the form of new nature channels.”

Henry Moran • Decal Applicator

“On behalf of paranoid schizophrenics everywhere, we told you this years ago.”

Gil Whitcomb • Shift Enforcer