As the election grows nearer, many organizations are out in full force to increase voter registration. What are they doing to encourage people to register?
U.S. Auto Manufacturers: Free voter registration and a gallon of gas with the purchase of any light truck or SUV
NOW: Free Grey's Anatomy poster rolled up with every registration form
Rock The Vote: Will spend fruitless hours explaining that you don't technically have to be liberal to be in favor of more people voting
AARP: Offering to register any senior who is able to not accidentally vote for Pat Buchanan
U.S. Army: Automatically registers and votes on behalf of any soldier whose deployment has been extended
NAACP: Announced plans for a record-breaking get-out-the-vote effort that will be undermined by bureaucracy, infighting, and massive administrative costs
American Dental Association: You'd be surprised what people will do just for some free cinnamon floss
Don Howerton of Brighton, MI: Will show unregistered voters a photo of that goddamned dead birch tree Phil Edmund next door still refuses to cut down, and encourage them to vote for someone who will do something about it for Christ's sake