In an effort to deter shoplifters and boost what it calls “door presence,” Walmart has decided to move greeters back to the front of stores instead of having them multitask by performing other duties, like tidying shelves and opening registers. What do you think?


“Good. I’m tired of standing at the door waiting to be greeted.”

Zach Goodman • Pet Soother

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“Nothing intimidates would-be shoplifters like a septuagenarian earning minimum wage.”

Chris Jenkins • Systems Analyst

“Just as long as I don’t see even a glimpse of them anywhere else in the store.”

Emily Robstein • Crystal Collector