Weak Little Man Asks For Help

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LINCOLN, NE—Apparently too weak and feckless to execute the task on his own, utterly pitiable little sales associate Nick Gardocki, 27, pathetically asked his coworkers for help on a project Friday afternoon, sources confirmed. “If one of you guys are free, I could really use a hand here,” said the poor excuse of a man, who, much like a helpless child, essentially admitted he was incapable of handling a problem on his own, thus forever branding himself as a fragile and powerless human. “I’d really appreciate it, thanks.” At press time, the miserable little invertebrate watched as a real man, one who does not require the help of others, assisted him.