Week In Review: January 29, 2023

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Husband Pledges To Stay Sober For 1 Or 2 Weeks While Wife Pregnant

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Black Man Unaware That Book He’s Reading First Step Toward Eventually Being Assassinated By FBI

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New Pediatric Guidelines Recommend Obese Children Compensate With Personality

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Favorite Pizza Topping In Every State

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Parents Promise Children That Divorce Won’t Prevent Them From Drunkenly Hooking Up On Occasion

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‘I Love That It Has Pockets,’ Says Woman Showing Off New Boyfriend

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School Resource Officer Has Personalized Chokeslam For Every Student

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Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Marries Longtime Hallucination Of Sexy Space Babe

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Biologists Torture Amoeba For Information On Where Life Came From

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Biden Claps In Amazement After FBI Agent Pulls Classified Document From Behind His Ear

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Children Gather At Edge Of Playground To Watch As Self-Driving Tesla Repeatedly Rams Into Fence

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Obituary Clearly Just Copied From Wikipedia Article On Genghis Khan

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Phrase ‘Footloose And Fancy Free’ Makes Sudden, Confusing Return To Woman’s Vocabulary During First Date

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Biden Impregnates Popular Musician In Effort To Boost Approval Numbers

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Week In Review: January 29, 2023

Week In Review: January 29, 2023

Husband Pledges To Stay Sober For 1 Or 2 Weeks While Wife Pregnant

Husband Pledges To Stay Sober For 1 Or 2 Weeks While Wife Pregnant

Black Man Unaware That Book He’s Reading First Step Toward Eventually Being Assassinated By FBI

Black Man Unaware That Book He’s Reading First Step Toward Eventually Being Assassinated By FBI

New Pediatric Guidelines Recommend Obese Children Compensate With Personality

New Pediatric Guidelines Recommend Obese Children Compensate With Personality

Favorite Pizza Topping In Every State

Favorite Pizza Topping In Every State

Parents Promise Children That Divorce Won’t Prevent Them From Drunkenly Hooking Up On Occasion

Parents Promise Children That Divorce Won’t Prevent Them From Drunkenly Hooking Up On Occasion

‘I Love That It Has Pockets,’ Says Woman Showing Off New Boyfriend

‘I Love That It Has Pockets,’ Says Woman Showing Off New Boyfriend

School Resource Officer Has Personalized Chokeslam For Every Student

School Resource Officer Has Personalized Chokeslam For Every Student

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Marries Longtime Hallucination Of Sexy Space Babe

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Marries Longtime Hallucination Of Sexy Space Babe

Biologists Torture Amoeba For Information On Where Life Came From

Biologists Torture Amoeba For Information On Where Life Came From

Biden Claps In Amazement After FBI Agent Pulls Classified Document From Behind His Ear

Biden Claps In Amazement After FBI Agent Pulls Classified Document From Behind His Ear

Children Gather At Edge Of Playground To Watch As Self-Driving Tesla Repeatedly Rams Into Fence

Children Gather At Edge Of Playground To Watch As Self-Driving Tesla Repeatedly Rams Into Fence

Obituary Clearly Just Copied From Wikipedia Article On Genghis Khan

Obituary Clearly Just Copied From Wikipedia Article On Genghis Khan

Phrase ‘Footloose And Fancy Free’ Makes Sudden, Confusing Return To Woman’s Vocabulary During First Date

Phrase ‘Footloose And Fancy Free’ Makes Sudden, Confusing Return To Woman’s Vocabulary During First Date

Biden Impregnates Popular Musician In Effort To Boost Approval Numbers

Biden Impregnates Popular Musician In Effort To Boost Approval Numbers

Overhauled Foster Care System Now Drops Off Children In Dark Alley

Overhauled Foster Care System Now Drops Off Children In Dark Alley