Week In Review: October 2, 2022

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Mercedes Addresses Nazi Contributions With Reminder That Third Reich Had Notoriously High Standards

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Stargazing Woman Reminded Of How Small Own Tits Are In Grand Scheme Of Things

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Most Glaring Times Trump’s Children Have Broken The Law

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Insomnia Experts Unanimously Recommend Giving Up And Scrolling ‘The Onion’ Until Daybreak

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Struggling U.S. Military Requires Every Soldier To Recruit Additional 300 New Troops

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HR Reminds Employees In Office Relationship They Should Give HR Some Sugar Too

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6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either

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Weird Bug Being Eaten By Even Weirder Bug

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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

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Every Question For Tesla Job Candidate About Raising Baby With Elon Musk

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FEMA Urges Florida Residents To Stock Up On Memorial Supplies

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Experts Link Poor Posture To Accurate Understanding Of Self-Worth

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Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy

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Man A Little Insulted By How Unthreatened Woman Walking Alone In Front Of Him Seems

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Facebook Employees Sigh As Mark Zuckerberg Tries For 10th Time To Break Board With Fist

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John Fetterman Offers Voters Medical Transparency By Ripping Heart Out Of Chest

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Experts Say It Not Too Late To Change Careers At 50, Though They Sure As Fuck Wouldn’t

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Walgreens To Now Offer Baths

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Extraordinarily Dull A.A. Member Must Be Plant To Test Everyone’s Sobriety

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Florida Landlord Reminds Tenants Fleeing Flood That Lease Doesn’t Include Rooftop Access

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