Week In Review: October 30, 2022

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Week In Review: October 30, 2022

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New Tesla Model To Include Undercarriage Thresher To Shred All Evidence Of Running Someone Over

New Tesla Model To Include Undercarriage Thresher To Shred All Evidence Of Running Someone Over

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Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets

Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets

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Times Tough For Local Man Who Actually Is Superior To Women

Times Tough For Local Man Who Actually Is Superior To Women

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Man Suspends Disbelief To Watch Film Where Regular Person Changes For The Better

Man Suspends Disbelief To Watch Film Where Regular Person Changes For The Better

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Women Explain Why Men Under 30 Are Unfuckable

Women Explain Why Men Under 30 Are Unfuckable

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Biblical Historians Reveal Jesus Christ Chose Stage Name To Sound Less Jewish

Biblical Historians Reveal Jesus Christ Chose Stage Name To Sound Less Jewish

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What To Tell A 10-Year-Old Who Has Been Denied An Abortion

What To Tell A 10-Year-Old Who Has Been Denied An Abortion

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Student Sent To Principal’s Office For Refusing To Masturbate To Flag During Pledge

Student Sent To Principal’s Office For Refusing To Masturbate To Flag During Pledge

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Assisted Living Center Gives Residents Independence To Wander Off And Die On Their Own

Assisted Living Center Gives Residents Independence To Wander Off And Die On Their Own

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Something Called ‘Guacamole Donut’ Burying News Of Dozens Of School Shootings

Something Called ‘Guacamole Donut’ Burying News Of Dozens Of School Shootings

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Vague New Dating Site Caters To People Who Like To…You Know, Do That Certain Thing

Vague New Dating Site Caters To People Who Like To…You Know, Do That Certain Thing

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Is It Just Me, Or Do The Sex Dreams About Santa Start Earlier And Earlier Each Year?

Is It Just Me, Or Do The Sex Dreams About Santa Start Earlier And Earlier Each Year?

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Nation’s Boys Announce They Will Do Better In School If They Get PS5

Nation’s Boys Announce They Will Do Better In School If They Get PS5

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Patriot Honored To Be Lied To By His Country

Patriot Honored To Be Lied To By His Country

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Mom Frustrated Son Waited To Say He Needs Halloween Costume Until Night Before His Office Party

Mom Frustrated Son Waited To Say He Needs Halloween Costume Until Night Before His Office Party

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Adidas Attempts To Make Amends With Jewish Community By Signing Woody Allen

Adidas Attempts To Make Amends With Jewish Community By Signing Woody Allen

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Herschel Walker Claims He’s Honorary Confederate Soldier

Herschel Walker Claims He’s Honorary Confederate Soldier

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Kanye West Bursts Into Pepperidge Farm With Pitch For Shoe Cookie

Kanye West Bursts Into Pepperidge Farm With Pitch For Shoe Cookie

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Military Recruiter Tells Teen About Opportunity To Experience Exciting New Medical Conditions

Military Recruiter Tells Teen About Opportunity To Experience Exciting New Medical Conditions

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Mark Zuckerberg Holds All-Company Meeting To Announce His Metaverse Avatar Is Crying

Mark Zuckerberg Holds All-Company Meeting To Announce His Metaverse Avatar Is Crying

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