According to the Western Conservation Union, the Western Gorilla is now closer than ever to global extinction. What do you think?

"That's an interesting fact, but how is the Fatmucket Clam doing?"

Chris Walther • Systems Analyst


"Is there an address where we can send bananas?"

Maria Smith • Professional Scrapbooker

"Well, if Grape Ape was any indication, they weren't a very intelligent species, given their propensity riding on the roofs of cars."

Mike McDonnagh • Rescue Diver