Whales Found Dead In ‘Mortality Event’ In Alaska

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Since May of this year, 30 whales of various species have turned up dead along the Alaska coastline, an unexplained “mortality event” that has researchers struggling to pinpoint the reason for the historic die-off. What do you think?

“At least now we know they can be killed.”

Jordy Stetz • Scrap Disposal

“Didn’t we finish saving the whales back in the ’80s?”

Tracey Wickland • Unemployed


“More krill for the rest of us.”

Ronald Mellenga • Perfume Bottler