What Infowars Viewers Are Saying About The Alex Jones Trial

“If he wants me to give him more money, all he has to do is ask.”

“I’ve been disappointed by Infowars’ liberal bias so have been following on OANN.”

“Who’s to say the trial even happened?”

“I have a feeling those same parents from the Sandy Hook hoax are behind this.”

“Honestly, this is a big win for us.”

“Alex Jones says it’s all a sham, and if there’s one person you can trust to be fair and impartial about a trial, it’s the person being sued.”

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“It’s not as entertaining as the average Infowars episode, but it’s not bad.”

“The Deep State just can’t stand to see a white man succeed.”

“I hate [racial slur].”

“If they bankrupt Infowars, then where will I get my medicine?”

“They’re only attacking him in a legal battle because they couldn’t kill him with their weather machine.”

“Just another example of the lizard people’s unholy influence on Connecticut’s compensatory damage appeal process.”

“Oh, please, who among us isn’t in the hole for $965 million?”

“That wasn’t actually Alex Jones. That was a crisis actor dressed up as a sweating pig wearing a suit.”

“You’d think this would make me reconsider the deranged propaganda that has been separating me from reality for years, but nope.”

“If you think this means I’ll stop sending death threats to the victims’ parents, you’ve got another thing coming.”

“Oh, that’s Alex Jones? I didn’t recognize him with a shirt on.”