Here are some of the potentially damning contents that Trump prefers not to release to the public:
Biggest source of income is a successful Dave & Buster’s franchise in Paramus, NJ
Tried to write off Eric Trump as a business expense
Has a true calligrapher’s hand
Funnels all his money through a shady shell corporation called Trump Organization
Could actually be getting bit more money back by just taking standard deduction
Was granted a two-year exemption from 2011-2013 when he served as a Peace Corps volunteer in Malawi
Failed to report $3.23 interest earned on Chase savings account
Uses exact same tax havens as establishment politicians
Is 39 years old
$600 monthly reported income from Virginia Beach duplex rental
Wrote off $350 million in apartment construction costs as charitable donation given the unimaginable luxury he was providing to tenants
Miss Missouri valued at only $30,000
Still paying off top few floors of Trump Tower
Used a number of underhanded tax maneuvers you have no chance of understanding