What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

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Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:

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Restart the process of working toward a future presidential bid by putting in another 30 years of consistent and committed public service