- Consider whether the outdated machine can be refurbished, or repurposed as a simple word processor, nightlight, or doorstop.
- Place it on your desk each night as a decoy computer to outwit thieves and international spies.
- Tuck the laptop under your dog’s bed. The thrumming warmth emanating from its overworked fan will comfort your pet for hours on end.
- Donate it to your community theater’s prop closet for any upcoming productions of 1984.
- Flush it.