• Consider whether the outdated machine can be refurbished, or repurposed as a simple word processor, nightlight, or doorstop.
  • Place it on your desk each night as a decoy computer to outwit thieves and international spies.
  • Tuck the laptop under your dog’s bed. The thrumming warmth emanating from its overworked fan will comfort your pet for hours on end.
  • Donate it to your community theater’s prop closet for any upcoming productions of 1984.
  • Flush it.

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