What To Know About Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill

Gives the only good teachers still left in the Florida school system the final push they needed to become accountants.

Rep. Erin Grall, who once got cut off in traffic by a car with a bumper sticker that read, “I’d Rather Be Educating Children About LGBTQ Issues.”

They are irreversibly tainted and must be eliminated.

It’s deeply cynical to think he wouldn’t sign it purely to punish gay people.

By all means!

Texas is admittedly pretty embarrassed they didn’t think of it first.

Yes, normally it’s tacked onto a spending bill.

The First Amendment actually only protects comparisons of minor inconveniences to historical atrocities.

It’s how many Republican lawmakers get their wives.