What To Say If Someone Catcalls You

Maybe you’ll both be in different places by then.

It’s important to be polite but honest while turning down your would-be wooers.

Instead of a clever comeback, consider projectile vomiting everywhere so they know just how disgusted you are by their remarks.

Nothing could be more off-putting than a sincere invitation to support your artistic endeavors.

It won’t work most of the time, but when it’s Carl, he’s going to be weirded out for sure!

Nothing cuts deeper than a reminder that their pension is in jeopardy.

Generally speaking, people don’t like it when their exact location is relayed into a walkie-talkie.

Sometimes, it takes a comment from a stranger on the sidewalk to accomplish what years of therapy couldn’t.

They’ll probably be on board as long as you explain it like this.

The answer to that question really determines whether you should ignore their gross comments or whether you shouldn’t because it might get you shot.

Use this opportunity of organic engagement to plug your business.

Come on. Don’t be a bitch! Smile and take the ring, baby.

Just jot down their contact info in case the position opens up in the future.

Pretending you just got a direct call from the president is great for scaring off catcallers, who definitely won’t want to tangle with the Secret Service.

Proper etiquette goes a long way toward creating and maintaining social boundaries, as well as demonstrating your commitment to being unapproachable.

Don’t waste your time trying to convince them that you deserve respect because you’re a human being. Simply imply that you have a man in your life, and the catcaller will begin to respect you by proxy.

Avoid eye contact, because it will just make Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh scream obscenities at you even more.

Seriously. It’s just easier that way!