What To Say To Someone Considering Abortion

Can’t go wrong with a simple, heartfelt declaration of support.

If they decide to go through with it, you got a buddy who does great work.

This is an important first step that can easily be missed.

Calm their nerves by reminding them that they possess fundamental human rights based solely on the state they happen to reside in.

Hey, they knew the law.

Set boundaries early and often.

Mexican? Thai? There are so many options.

Pregnancy won’t seem like such a big deal when they’re reminded of the times they’ve fucked up much worse.

Make sure they’re aware of all their options, including those that involve their would-be child being raised by a friendly cohort of nuns.

If not, the decision is already made for them.

Having a physical support system at the clinic is important.

If they don’t seem concerned, remind them that by week 11 it’ll be the size of an even bigger wasp.

This statement only applies if you live in Canada.

So just don’t worry about it.

Having a baby out of wedlock could really put a damper on the whole “family values” aspect of your campaign.

Let them know you’re there for them, but your schedule’s crazy these days.

Never miss an opportunity to advertise the soup of the day.

Then share a good laugh since you both live in Texas.