What You Need To Know About Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift has announced the upcoming release of Reputation, her sixth studio album. The Onion answers some of the most common questions about the notorious pop star.

Q: Who is Taylor Swift?

A: Oh, look who’s trying to play it cool.

Q: What is the title of her upcoming album?

A: Sepulcher Of The Mutilated.

Q: Who are her main influences?

A: Shania Twain, Jeff Bezos, and Warren Buffett.

Q: How did she get her start as a pop star?

A: From a very early age, Swift showed a rare passion for acquiring a net worth of $280 million.


Q: What is her musical style?

A: Swift’s brand of pop combines elements of both country and adolescent Tumblr account.


Q: How many stretches of Rhode Island coastline has Taylor Swift annexed for her own private use?

A: One.

Q: Is she a feminist?

A: Swift’s PR team has released multiple public statements confirming that she supports women and is herself a woman.


Q: What if I have more questions about Taylor Swift?

A: Extensive information about every conceivable facet of Swift’s personal life is readily available online.