What Your Partner Is Actually Thinking During Sex

They may be moaning, but there’s a good chance they’re pondering the famous thought experiment and whether they’d directly sacrifice the life of one person to save five.

Your partner’s thinking about a brisket sandwich they once had.

While amorous, should the Duke learn of this transgression it would throw all of the province into turmoil.

Ideally, this would be discussed pre-coitus.

Never underestimate the element of surprise.

It’s technically possible that they’re thinking this.

Yeah, you probably shouldn’t have proposed sex at an aquarium.

Seriously, what are the odds sticking that in there could make another human?

Yep. They boned without protection in the back of a Camaro.

People rightfully talk about the actor’s performance in Whiplash, but that doesn’t compare to his role as Nazi​ inmate​​ ​Vernon Schillinger.

Several minutes of quiet kissing and missionary.

It’s a big if, but there are still parts of Chile that are very isolated and remain untouched by human civilization.

Wouldn’t we all?

You’ve been working hard on practicing juggling, and doing it during sex is sure to surprise your partner.

Unfortunately, delivery drivers aren’t always fast enough to get there before you ejaculate.

Whatever it takes to get there, ya know?

Ninety-nine percent of the time, people having sex with you are just taking pity on you.

Good for you!

Self explanatory.