The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.
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White House Visitor Log
State Dinner Guests' Meal Requests And Dietary Restrictions
White House Expense Report
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Secret Recording: White House Tour Complaints
White House Workers Discover Dead Animals, Sewage In Bannon's Office
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Steve Bannon Discusses Spoiled Meat With White House Kitchen
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