White House Operations

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

White House Visitor Log

State Dinner Guests' Meal Requests And Dietary Restrictions

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White House Expense Report

Secret Recording: White House Tour Complaints

White House Workers Discover Dead Animals, Sewage In Bannon's Office

Steve Bannon Discusses Spoiled Meat With White House Kitchen