The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.
White House Visitor Log
State Dinner Guests' Meal Requests And Dietary Restrictions
White House Expense Report
Secret Recording: White House Tour Complaints
White House Workers Discover Dead Animals, Sewage In Bannon's Office
Steve Bannon Discusses Spoiled Meat With White House Kitchen