White House Staff Forced To Tape Together Presidential Records Ripped Apart By Trump

In order to comply with the Presidential Records Act, White House staffers have been forced to sort through papers compulsively ripped apart by Trump and taped them back together. What do you think?

“That can’t be true. This makes the president sound like some kind of child.”

Harry Aldrin • Assistant Best Boy


“I guess that’s probably easier than just asking him to stop doing that.”

Paula Nielsen • Steam Room Patrolwoman

“See, he is strong!”

Daniel Brendt • Hierography Expert