The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.


White House Memo On Securing Votes For AHCA

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White House Staff Emails Regarding The Rune Portal

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White House Physician Warns Of Infectious Disease Outbreak

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List Of Prohibited TV Channels In White House

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Ivanka Trump's Instructions For Taking Care Of The President

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