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The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

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White House Memo On Securing Votes For AHCA


White House Staff Emails Regarding The Rune Portal

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White House Physician Warns Of Infectious Disease Outbreak

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List Of Prohibited TV Channels In White House

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Ivanka Trump's Instructions For Taking Care Of The President

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