White House Staffers

5/22/17 9:19AM

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

White House Memo On Securing Votes For AHCA

White House Staff Emails Regarding The Rune Portal

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