Who Are Donald Trump’s Supporters?

As Election Day draws near and GOP candidate Donald Trump continues to retain a loyal supporter base, many wonder who these voters are and what motivates them. Here are some key facts to know:

Gender

Mostly male, but they also grasp that the concept is a largely socio-cultural one with a great deal of fluidity

Total Number

Falling

Favorite Pastime

Muddying legitimate arguments against establishment politics with overt racism

Being Completely Screwed Over?

Yes, but not quite the way they believe

Most Important Issue

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Most Divisive Internal Rift

Whether Hillary is a lying shrew or a manipulative shebeast

Why They Support Trump

Ability to translate the violent dissonance in their heads into cogent, plain-stated hate

Fate

Probably sealed

Presidential Choice Even As They Stand In The Polling Booth On November 8 And Face The Palpable Reality Of All This:

Trump

Win Or Lose, Will Still Be Around After 2016 Election?

Yes