Legal Name: Zachary Nelson
Wingspan: 73”
Species: A horse
Pre-Race Ritual: Lasix, warm-up jog, butazolidin, xylazine, bath, etorphine, post parade
Lifelong Aspiration: To kill small man on back
Biggest Secret: Slowly growing hairline fracture
Number Of Lost College Funds Responsible For: 988
Secret Weapon: Nasal strip that allows him to breathe
Awareness Of Any Of This: None whatsoever
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