Here is a guide to the major speakers who will be addressing attendees on the third night of the 2016 Republican National Convention:
Phil Ruffin (Businessman)
The wealthy casino owner will make the case to RNC attendees that getting people to take huge risks that do not pay off can work out wonderfully
Eileen Collins (Retired Astronaut)
A former NASA commander who apparently gained no perspective on the pettiness of humanity’s disagreements and divisions upon viewing Earth from space
Scott Walker (Governor, Wisconsin)
The Midwestern conservative will display the electric speaking style that carried him several weeks into the presidential race
Marco Rubio (Senator, Florida)
Signed a GOP pledge in 2015 agreeing to debase himself if he did not become the party’s nominee
Ted Cruz (Senator, Texas)
Yes, you will have to look at him again
Eric Trump (Son Of Donald Trump)
Groomed to take over as top son once Donald Jr. steps down from the position
Newt Gingrich (Former Speaker Of The House)
Recently suggested that the government test the beliefs of all Muslims in the U.S., and if things were different, would likely have had to walk that back in tonight’s speech
Mike Pence (Republican Vice Presidential Nominee)
A man who now knows to say “no” more assertively in the future