Wilbur Ross Accused Of Stealing $120 Million From Past Associates

In a confidentially settled lawsuit, Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross was accused of stealing $120 million through a complex scheme at his previous investment company. What do you think? 

“Whoa! Could you imagine the political fallout if past words or actions had any ramifications any more?” 

Ted Dennett • Child Dandler


“That doesn’t sound like the Wilbur Ross I learned of only moments ago.”

Alison Leotardo • Aegis Designer

“That’s more money than the average American can hope to steal over their entire life.”

Pat White • Systems Analyst