Democrats are hoping to regain congressional power for the first time in 12 years today. What do you think?

"Is that today? Why didn't anybody tell me? I already made plans. Lunch with the crew. Oh well, there's always next year."

Tim Greunwald • Shop Steward


"They haven't been in power for 12 years? Then why have I been blaming them for everything?"

Laurel Garvey • Salesperson

"Guess it's time to take those assless chaps out of cold storage again."

Dan Farrell • Laundromat Attendant