Wind farm operator ESI Energy has been sentenced to probation and ordered to pay more than $8 million in fines and restitution for at least 150 eagles that were killed by its turbine blades over the past decade. What do you think?
“Meanwhile, zero eagles have died in a coal mine collapse.”
Hubert Callis • Unemployed
FBI Investigating Fourth-Grade Kid Who Said He Has Seen Over 200 Dead Bodies
“Can’t they just build wind turbines indoors?”
Antoine Murphy • Burping Assistant
“At some point we have to start holding birds accountable for their own actions.”
Inez Stinson • Knickknack Appraiser