Wind Farms Leave Most Birds Unaffected

A study published in the Journal Of Applied Ecology of 10 bird species on the site of a newly constructed wind farm showed that most populations were unaffected by the operating turbines. What do you think?

"But what of our nation's precious kite population?"

Oren Minett • Systems Analyst


"Well then, that completely meritless class-action lawsuit filed on behalf of that giant bobolink flock should be thrown out immediately."

Chloe Jackson • Vortex Operator

"'Most birds were unaffected?' I just rediscovered my love of science."

Keith Lawrie • Uniform-Cap Operator