A study published in the Journal Of Applied Ecology of 10 bird species on the site of a newly constructed wind farm showed that most populations were unaffected by the operating turbines. What do you think?
"But what of our nation's precious kite population?"
Oren Minett • Systems Analyst
"Well then, that completely meritless class-action lawsuit filed on behalf of that giant bobolink flock should be thrown out immediately."
Chloe Jackson • Vortex Operator
"'Most birds were unaffected?' I just rediscovered my love of science."
Keith Lawrie • Uniform-Cap Operator