Thousands of flight cancellations and inclement weather have threatened travel plans for Americans attempting to return home after Thanksgiving break. What do you think?
“My flight was delayed, but it just gave me the chance to celebrate Thanksgiving a bunch more times with my family!”
Kevin Nicholls • Nightmare Interpreter
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“Thank God I was disowned years ago. It’s made travel problems like this a total non-issue.”
Aimie Keenan • Rice Fluffer
“I was inspired by Greta Thunberg and just sailed from my family’s place in New Mexico back to Wisconsin.”
Greg Churchill • Hamlet Comptroller