Three Square Market, a Wisconsin company, is offering to implant microchips in employees’ hands that can be used to open doors and purchase items in the cafeteria. What do you think?

“The end goal of uniting man and machine has always been to expedite cafeteria purchases.”
Kate Etheridge • Hourglass Turner

“Sure, they say it’s voluntary, but who wants to be the office oddball who’s 100 percent human?”
Steven Roller • Stained Glass Installer
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“This sounds like a great way to increase convenience, streamline production, and eliminate badthink.”
Josh Khaykin • Collage Historian