Woman Gives Birth To 9 Babies

A 25-year-old Malian woman has given birth to nine babies in Morocco after only expecting seven, in what could set a new world record. What do you think?

“At least she’s getting the first nine out of the way all at once.”

Darius Goff, Unemployed


“Ha! Fuck you, Octomom!”

Riley Tilton, Armpit Hygienist

“That’ll be perfect for any ‘Buy nine sandwiches, get the 10th free’ situations.”

Helene Russel, Prom Stylist