Workers: McDonald’s Told Us To Put Mustard On Burns

In a series of health and safety complaints filed against the company, employees at McDonald’s alleged that their supervisors told them to put condiments on severe burns they got on the job instead of administering first-aid cream or seeking other care. What do you think?

“I think it’s great more corporations are willing to embrace homeopathic remedies.”

Meg Lindeman • Thrift Store Clerk


“Sure, it’s not ideal, but the alternative is waiting more than 18 seconds for our fries.”

Ernest Hunt • Sofa Relocator

“The soda straws make shitty stents, too.”

Ken Hagman • Unemployed

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