World’s Oldest Message In A Bottle Found On Australian Beach

A 132-year-old message in a bottle was found by an Australian family, with experts verifying that it was thrown off of a German Naval Observatory vessel in 1886 as an experiment in shipping routes. What do you think?

“Was I mentioned?”

David McHenry • Systems Analyst


“Ugh, people never want to have face-to-face conversations.”

Harriett Knowles • Wax Fruit Sculptor

“But when I throw garbage into the ocean it’s apparently a bad thing?”

Alexander Nicholson • Patent Forger