Worst Career Advice Baby Boomers Give Millennials

That’s going to open way fewer doors than a boomer thinks.

The fax machine comeback is not due to arrive for another six years at least.

Was there advice in there?

Dad often confuses his time in real estate with the years he spent in prison.

Millennials have their own traumas to exploit.

Not only is it a pain to bring a spiral-cut ham for each interviewer, but it often goes uneaten or is thrown in the trash.

Boomer’s are so out of touch with today’s work environment that they have no idea that you’d probably get shot if you did this.

This will only be used against you.

Fortune favors the bold.

SoundCloud may have been a more attainable way to make a living when boomers were young, but they fail to realize the platform has gotten much more crowded in recent years.

If you’re not going to fully commit to nudity, don’t half-ass it in front of your boss.

Okay, we’re pretty sure your grandmother was just being nice.

This just doesn’t work when the 24 Hour Fitness never closes.

This might have made sense in the ’40s, but now it’s just going to make you look out of touch.

Not everything is going to be that easy, unfortunately.

Ideally, most millennials would prefer to wait less than 27 years before getting a job.

Unfortunately, Ike’s recommendations no longer carry the same weight they might have for previous generations.

This advice will help show you’re deserving of belly rubs and head pats, but is otherwise not helpful in the modern workplace.

Good luck finding a house that costs less than $17.

Actually, there is a very famous company named Google that’s widely known to many younger individuals.