Worst Instagram Captions To Announce Your Engagement

Although not technically wrong, this doesn’t spell out a great, everlasting love.

Run your proposal by a trusted friend first to make sure you get the words right.

While honest, it raises a lot of questions about the expendable income you must have to plan a wedding and divorce at the same time.

Even if this means something special to you and your new fiancé, your happy news will go unnoticed because everybody will assume your account has been hacked.

Do the decent thing and look up the name of Denzel Washington’s son.

That’s a pregnancy announcement, you idiot.

An Instagram caption announcing your engagement should ideally say something about both Chester A. Arthur and your engagement.

The part after the comma is best left as subtext.

You don’t need to say what everyone’s thinking.

It’s true that you can’t hijack alone, but you probably shouldn’t announce your intentions.

Those are the wrong Beyoncé lyrics.

Things like your weapons charges need to be fully disclosed well before you go on Insta.

Not exactly inspiring confidence with this, or the hashtag #keepingoptionsopen.

This is not an occasion for dumb assumptions about what’s going to happen at the beach five hours from now.

No one likes a drama queen.

Let’s assume everyone already knows that.

Don’t make your life sound so perfect.

Second engagements really aren’t worth bragging about.