Worst Social Media Mistakes You Can Make While Posting About War

While it’s a great time to be promoting your defense contractor business, this boring tweet will do little to amplify engagement.

Your cloying post is only going to make combatants on both sides want to extend the war just to annoy you.

It is generally better to discuss these strategies with your top generals in private rather than posting about them on Instagram.

Make sure no explosive projectiles are fired from your post, as it will likely cost lives and intensify the conflict.

At a certain point, no one will take your analysis seriously.

This one is actually a mistake no matter what you’re posting about.

Thirsting over President Zelensky is one thing, but saying you think this piece of heavy artillery would be a “power bottom” is way too much.

Unless you want to be called out, don’t confuse​ the Casualty Slide with the Swag Refugee.

Some profiteers have occasional pangs of guilt about their heavy-handed role in international conflict.

It’s just war, no need to get nasty.

This one’s a big no-no that sometimes even people under oath forget.

No, no, no! That was the last one!

Everyone already knows beheading is scuffed.

People prefer snappy and incorrect.

War is basically an MLM business gone too far.

The best time to post about international conflict is between 2 p.m. and 5 p.m.

Nobody likes a show off, no matter how much you bet on Ukraine +1100.

Some people don’t know how it’ll turn out, so don’t ruin it for them.

Are you crazy? How else will people know that you’re a good person?