Worst Things To Say To Someone With Road Rage

Saying something this stupid is a death wish.

Don’t split hairs, even if you have a sneaking suspicion that the confrontation is personal.

Yeah, this won’t end well.

Spontaneously taking off in your aggressor’s vehicle will only escalate things.

And so the cycle of violence continues.

In addition to bringing traffic to a complete standstill, you’ll quickly realize that no one else knows the routine.

You couldn’t possibly be that lonely.

Now they’re sure to feel like a real asshole for calling out your awful, dangerous driving.

Better to just not engage them.

Probably would have been better to just pick one excuse.

You’re better off just calling 9-1-1 at this point.

Never tell a raging driver that they’ve got plenty of targets for their anger right at home.

Remember your life is in their hands.

There’s no proper driving grip for punching the steering wheel so hard that the airbag deploys.

This will be perceived as a taunt, even if you do actually need to work on not being such a pussy behind the wheel.

A driver seeing red always defaults to the nearest “somebody.”

Shut up, Dom!

Providing unsolicited tips on which vocal range to deliver insults in will only add fuel to the fire.

Reminding them that their SUV could absolutely run your hybrid off the road will not make things better.

Now yours is too!