
Teachers have a hard enough job as it is dealing with your shitty kids without throwing yourself into the mix. Here are the worst things you as a parent can say to your child’s teacher.
Teachers have a hard enough job as it is dealing with your shitty kids without throwing yourself into the mix. Here are the worst things you as a parent can say to your child’s teacher.
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No teacher wants to be taken to task for helping boost a struggling student’s self-esteem even if they are, in fact, a real fucking dummy.
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Unfortunately, class sizes prevent teachers from causing mental and emotional duress equally to every student.
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Everyone’s been gunning to belittle Ricky Perillo’s number, and this will just put a target on their back.
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You know damn well teachers don’t make enough to afford Showtime subscriptions, so stop rubbing it in.
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The fact is you can be an excellent kindergarten teacher whether you’re 4 or 40.
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Uh-oh! The jig is up. You had a good thing going. God, why couldn’t you keep your big mouth shut?
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This will only further lower their opinion of you.
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It’s likely going to take real scientists a few years to fact-check the 800 pages of “new biology” you hammered out in a single sitting
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Look, teachers don’t set the curriculum.
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They don’t care that it’s tough getting work in L.A. and that it takes someone with a theatre degree from Juilliard to accurately bring Frosty the Snowman to life.
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No one knows better than teachers that this shit is pointless, so maybe just don’t rub it in, ok?
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Of course they have, that’s Teaching 101.
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Not everyone is lucky enough to have a partner who financially carries their indigent ass.
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Unless you come with notarized adoption papers in hand, this is bound to confuse the teacher more than anything.
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Thank you, we should hope so.
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Alright, busted.
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Don’t say this unless you’re initiating a bribe since there’s no reality where teachers will get paid fairly.
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Never put educators in the tough spot of having to teach both your child and you a lesson.
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