Worst Things You Can Say To Your Rideshare Driver

Drivers hate it when you pry into their personal lives.

God help you if you’re going all the way to the airport.

Your rideshare driver is aware of the current traffic conditions and is handling them as best as he can.

You definitely aged out of this request a long time ago.

Not only is this sexist, but women have been behind the wheel ever since their husbands gave them permission to drive.

It’s rude to treat the experience as if it’s a restaurant that serves different kinds of rides.

All rideshare users have regretted letting their drivers sleep during the ride.

Drivers might see this as a red flag.

Practice this skill on your own time.

It’s much more appropriate to let the car drive off, rip off your coat, and spin you around in a circle. Especially if it’s your first time in the Big City and you’re having a rough day.

It’s not your driver’s fault that you decided to fill your punch bowl before you left for the party.

The driver can already tell that you’re Kid Rock.

It’s cool, they can just sit on your lap.

This will make them green with envy that you’re choosing a different method of transportation over them.

Many rideshare drivers do not appreciate slang from 2011.

Legally speaking, this counts as a carjacking.

It’s rude to question the route your driver has chosen, even if they are pulling a balaclava over their head as you speak.

Stop rubbing your cheery demeanor in your driver’s face.