Yellow Lobster Caught Off Coast Of Maine

An extremely rare yellow lobster caught along the Maine coast has been donated to the University of New England, which has named the unique crustacean “Banana.” What do you think?

“I hope they keep going until they have the whole rainbow.”

Larry Chavarria, T-Shirt Folder


“Wow, guess a lobster gets to go to my dream school.”

Rory Wooden, Stenographer’s Assistant

“That poor lobster should be in the ocean dying from climate change.”

Margaret Battaglia, Superfund Developer