Young Blood Transfusion Startup Reopens

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Ambrosia, a startup that pledges to maintain youthfulness by giving customers transfusions of plasma from young people, is back in business after an FDA notice prevented the company from continuing the maligned and dubious practice. What do you think?

“Good. I’m not going to let some FDA bureaucrat tell me what I can and can’t replace my blood with.”

Bridie Morley • Shoe Rehabilitator

“Oh, people will complain about anything that involves harvesting the young.”

Conah Shaffer • Patchouli Expert


“I don’t know. I feel like I’m already pretty stuffed with blood.”

Kavita Webb • Quiceañera Bouncer